Story of a Girl

Leave a little sparkle everywhere you go ♥

la-ruiva:

sexual-v0ices:

If she bites your lip when you’re kissing her , dude you better grab her butt.

words to live by, guys

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— 12 hours ago with 101781 notes

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via dreambigregretnothing)

— 12 hours ago with 397900 notes

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via chameleons0uls)

— 12 hours ago with 120726 notes

teapayne:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

(via killyourvibe)

— 13 hours ago with 1165145 notes

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via snazziest)

— 13 hours ago with 201181 notes
nosdrinker:

yungbrndn:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Just cause there’s a pope didn’t mean the bible is truth bruh.

how boring of a person are you

nosdrinker:

yungbrndn:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Just cause there’s a pope didn’t mean the bible is truth bruh.

how boring of a person are you

(via nasturbate)

— 13 hours ago with 76176 notes

asvprock:

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

(Source: asvprock, via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 13 hours ago with 171412 notes

lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

image

(via hi)

— 13 hours ago with 146058 notes

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via hi)

— 13 hours ago with 536999 notes
killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

(Source: decrepitar, via zackisontumblr)

— 13 hours ago with 127733 notes

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via hi)

— 13 hours ago with 591284 notes